gotta love that engrish

Dollar store, oh dollar store, how does your translation go?

First, let me call you the dollar-fifty store. Second, if you are everyone's favorite "dollar store" Daiso, then the translation is enjoyably awkward.

Stella's story:
Her name is Stella. She is very popular with the boys,
though very stylish and selfish.

Oh that Stella!

No translation needed for these ingenious "leg-lengtheners!"