I am catsitting Tater's unique cat Jackie for a week. I say "unique" because she is a calico that sort of looks like Harvey Two-Face Dent. She likes to smell and hiss at me at the same time. And she has a distinct Hitler mustache.
Girl with a 'stache. Watchout world!
So Jackie has been hesitant to explore my place but last night she finally ventured out from beneath the sofa. She claimed this pillow the way Hitler claimed Czechslovakia. She hops around my coffee table as if it were fellow Deutsch-speaking Austria. She is preparing fo dominate the world.
I'm not sure how she sees me but I hope I'm not her Poland.
Girl with a 'stache. Watchout world!
So Jackie has been hesitant to explore my place but last night she finally ventured out from beneath the sofa. She claimed this pillow the way Hitler claimed Czechslovakia. She hops around my coffee table as if it were fellow Deutsch-speaking Austria. She is preparing fo dominate the world.
I'm not sure how she sees me but I hope I'm not her Poland.
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| Jackie already has a minion... my cat flashlight. |
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| Scary eyes of doom! |
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