Jesusbread

It's been years snce I last ventured into a Whole Foods grocery store... past adventures usually involved my militantly vegan friend from high school. But after salsa class I followed my co-workers inside and found this:

I call it Jesusbread and I consider it essential for any Biblical reenactment.

As one co-worker and salsa aficionado noted, this is the sort of thing people move to this country to get away from.