problems of a city mom

My mom and I had made plans to brunch together Saturday morning. Before I left my house, my mother sent me a warning. I apologize for the blurriness but my mobile phone is too old to send things to e-mail addresses.

If you are near by the house don't come in.
there is jehovah's witness outside.

Because listening to a pair of elderly women running their mouth about how only ten thousand or so people get into heaven is a sure way to ruin your Saturday morning.

Soon after, Mumsy sent the following message: Safe!

Crisis averted!